You are probably dropping on my webpage because you have heard of me from my movies -
"Much Ado About Fucking"
"Ze Real King Leer"

or maybe perhaps you have read my book which is best zeller in Europe - "So you wanna make porno?"

or elze you have been on one of my confidence building weekends - "Keeping your head up in public".

You are all welcomen to my page.

If you have not heard of me before but are interested what porno can do for you in your life, NO PROBLEMS, send me nice picture of you naked and I will have a good look at it. Unt maybe scan it into my computer unt send it to some friends.

Porno is for everyone, don't be shy.

If you are wanting me to come round and give my world famous seminar on doing porno please contact me through this website. Short courses last about five to ten minutes unt ze full lecture seminar is up to about twenty minutes with a bit of padding out.

Sank you for coming.

Wolfgang "Amadeus" Klinedik
King of Porno
2002